4 Examples of how "Coffee understands"

Can a person function without coffee? Wait, SHOULD one be able to function without coffee? (My answer is by no way influenced by the fact that I work for Roastmasters Coffee (best coffee in the world buy yours now before it's too late...) )
The picture below depicts how I understand a fully functioning person survives:
                   
Without going too deep as to the real meaning behind the pyramid ( I am a psychology student and am well aware of it) let's keep it light, and let me explain to you why I see coffee as the fundamental basis of every day, relationship, event and person.

1. Coffee delivers on its' promise... every time - whether you are tired from a night out, over worked or a first time mother, coffee will fix it -  even if it is just for the 5 minutes you are cradling the cup in your hands.
2. You can rely on coffee - it will always comfort you. It won't make promises and break it, it wont be good one day and bad the next ( read why you should always buy freshly roasted coffee here) or ask why you spent too much money on those not-so-needed shoes.
3. Coffee is actually GOOD for you -  numerous studies have shown that coffee can decrease the risk of diabetes and Parkinson's.
4. Coffee don't ask questions...coffee understands


And that's it for today's lesson on the: Roastmasters Hierarchy of Caffeine Needs!